Bad sex

By wellfuck - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lexington

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Today, I realized I get more pleasure watching YouTube videos of people lighting their farts on fire than I do from making love to my husband. FML
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Steve95401 49

Light one of his farts on fire during sex and double your pleasure.

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Cassandra2015 21

how can such videos be more pleasurable then making love with your husband ?! seems like YouTube is getting more attention than your hubby

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Steve95401 49

Light one of his farts on fire during sex and double your pleasure.

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ZombieVampirez 24

Let it be a surprise

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speakersboom 19

Sex and fire don't usually mix well. Usually.

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MrConcise 34

I thought I was into some kinky shit until I saw this comment. Guess not, huh?

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praesidiem 16

How is it that sex and fire don't usually mix well, #20? When candle-lit dinners, fireplace illuminated love-making, and jealousy "fueled" arson of a new lovers house, has been considered deeply romantic sexual manifestations for centuries!

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FR4GTP 6

#20 Kings of Leon think that sex and fire mix

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TheNewGuy03 28

Are you trying to turn this couple into Darwin Award recipients?

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Pigpig1234 10

Well they are funny either that or it is just telling you somthing

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dcam13 19

that's kind of a really a weird place to jump to. from sex to YouTube fire farts. unless you... never mind. I'd recommend working on communicate more. solves a lot of problems.

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abhi95 31

Make love while watching people light their farts on fire.. It'll add some value to the pleasure..

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FlyingLeumer 19

Yeaaaah that's probably not a good thing. Maybe consider alternatives in the bedroom to spice up your sex life!

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danthehuman 29

Hey, some guys do too. The single ones.

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Cads1 24

He needs to take some Viagra eye drops and have a long hard look at himself then.

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qdawg06 23

I feel like this is a common thing for some reason...

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RecklessLove 18

Yeahhhh, I think not...

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qdawg06 23

I meant YouTube videos in general. Some can be quite appealing!

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praesidiem 16

I'm glad you agree that my over-sexualization of farts being lit on fire, is more normal than my sexualization of my significant other! Here I thought I was a sexual outcast for the rest of my life, but I guess my fetishes are "a common thing"! :-)

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