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Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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Freakout

By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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By fack - 29/07/2015 14:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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deadangel_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 20:06

First post I've read today that genuinely made me LOL. I can so totally picture myself doing that. Spiders freak me out.

TheVerne 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:10

I do things like that all the time. At night, I often feel something touch my foot and kick really hard...only to realize it's my other foot.

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thebignixie 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 10:37

Seriously! She's wacking herself with the wall, you expect her to stop and take a picture of her doing so?

BabyBoo317 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 18:14

The same thing happen to me....I jumped but quickly realized it was my hair...not really an FML but funny

stoutgat24 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 10:28

i have to admit when i read this i wasnt sure wheter i was crying or laughing. i felt the shock and pain. (you should be glad that you didnt kill yourself - going the kamakazi way is not the the ideal way to kill a spider)

allisonohgod 0

Friday 20 August 2010 19:29

HAAHHAAHHAH, I think I peed. That is awesome

21FcukmLyph 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 14:02

Hahahahaha, Thats funny. but why would you wanna dance into awalll lol?hha.

Poster_Pastry 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:14

YDI for having hair :)

Micayla 12

Thursday 26 August 2010 13:21

Hahahha that's hilarious! Totally something I would do.

Aynoor 0

Friday 3 September 2010 5:38

HAHAHHAA! That made my day! XD! I'm too scared of spiders.. last week, i saw a spider on the bath tub, and I screamed as hell. It was big, long and hairy. When I think about it, I'm always seeing the spider bigger than the bath tub.. xD If I were you, I would've got the hell outta there, and not caring if going out naked or not.