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By what... - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - North Port

Today, my boss took me to one side and said, "Cross me like that ever again, and you're fired." I still have no clue what he was talking about, and now he denies ever having said a word to me. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

But he denies having said a word to OP...

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Tapia23 4

First to comment!! Lol

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ms_zoe 8

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Nyx_fml 23

But he denies having said a word to OP...

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Arrow44 10

Did I miss the memo about stupid being funny?

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icyhottt 11

Nyx+dota+add me (m.l.k. Junior) = awesome

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efettes 19

@33 what the heck are you even saying?

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CloudBustah 20

I don't play Nyx, and this is FML, not Dota community. Get out.

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biggestfan23 11

Hmm maybe your boss just finished watching last nights Breaking Bad

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eddeeezzyy 19

Seems to me your boss is off his medication or just plain crazy lol

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Little4Bear 10

I'd say just plain crazy is about right.

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starile 19

Recommendation: offer a strange pack of pills to your boss, because clearly he ran out of his brain medicine! Certainly he will recognize your efforts to support the team and he'll promote you on the spot.

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Kamon97 23

Or he probably just saw the new breaking bad episode :p

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icyhottt 11

Evil twins °-° causing chaos at every turn

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ChevyRedneck85 13

Or maybe he's schizophrenic? watch out OP

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nightbirdblue 27

You better inform your boss that their doppelganger is around or just kill the doppelganger for your boss. They will surely appreciate it.

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cakefete2 30

That comment with that profile pic equals epic greatness.

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CharresBarkrey 15

This has actually happened at a place I used to work at before with a set of identical twins. People would start a conversation with one twin, then later would try to finish it with the other twin and confuse the shit out of them.

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abbypoo 11

So your boss is either crazy, an asshole or a crazy asshole. I am definitely considering doing this to someone now. (for reference, I am a crazy asshole)

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ThatFancyPenn 18

Or maybe just a crazy troll

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Blackcatluck 19

When you work for the mob they don't fire you, they fire at you!

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Nyx_fml 23

Maybe it's just a tactic of his to keep you in line. Now you'll be too scared to do anything at all.

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Allennis44 16

That would be an odd and probably illegal way to do that

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perdix 29

You ought to start wearing a wig and a fake mustache to work. It looks like your boss has it in for you, but he'd be OK with the new guy with the pompadour and the Fu Manchu 'stache.

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