Of course not

By Mona Lisa was a skank-ass ho - 24/05/2015 15:56 - United Kingdom - Cheadle

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Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
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nityasomaiya 46

I can't help but laugh at OP's username.

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CB_LAZ3 11

You'll get yours OP, don't worry about your doctor being a shitty person.

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CB_LAZ3 11

You'll get yours OP, don't worry about your doctor being a shitty person.

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ironmany_fml 23

tell the doc you are waiting for his daughter to turn 18 that'll creep him out

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nityasomaiya 46

I can't help but laugh at OP's username.

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Queensland 27

this is a silly question but how do you see the entirety of the name? for me it's "Mona Lisa was..." it won't show me the rest

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vikky538 28

#25 thanks for completing the phrase.

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AnOriginalName 19

Turn your phone sideways, 23. And then pull out of that taxi queue.

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qdawg06 23

Well hopefully the rest of the appointement went well.

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thawny_fml 21

Props to you for not throwing it away at the first boy to smile at you like so many other girls in this generation. You'll find the right one in time.

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MzZombicidal 36

Also, promiscuous people are not only from this generation of teens. Get over yourself.

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thawny_fml 21

So much salt. And you're right. This generation is all worthless ****** regardless of gender :)

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marigoldcobain 21

Aw, man. How unprofessional... but brutally honest. Or dishonest. I don't know, maybe they just said it because they're a piece of shit.

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zenkuru 14

It will happen eventually OP your doctor is just an ass

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shaaza 16

If a doctor said that to me I would introduce him to my middle finger, **** You.

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JustinJK 21

They have to ask you that? A lot of stds don't show up for a while and if they know you're active it can help them find something sooner rather than later

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CrazedSanity 17

Asking is fine, that is a normal question. The comment afterward was not appropriate at all.

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JustinJK 21

You're right. I misunderstood what 8 said. My apologies. Yeah, I'd be really pissed off if they made that remark as well.

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XxDanno316xX 27

Perhaps it's time to look for a new, respectful and professional doctor. Shame on him.

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TheBelt 19

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