Bee plot

By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 688
You deserved it 37 791

Same thing different taste

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So you forgot to put on gloves before playing with bees, common mistake

Comments

allinicolesmh 0

Mess with the bull you get the horns.

Goddamn Republican! I hope you choke, you pussy

perdix 29

Hint: For your next job, don't try welding, unless you like the feel of molten eyeball goo all over your face.

Would you like a side of epic with that fail

EnEl_Infierno 15

74 & 75 No just no. 77 next time u should bee-careful & take 2 mins n read the comments b4 u, its been said.

.... Let me get this straight You got a job tending to bees You're allergic to bees You forgot to put gloves on when approaching the beehive? Okay what's your iq level?

Egnar 19

While forgetting to put on your gloves in this situation is akin to forgetting a hazmat suit in a risky environmental area the rest really isn't an intelligence decision at all. It's obvious from the wording that the OP had never been stung by a bee before and didn't know he was allergic. You'd think somebody trying to belittle somebody about intelligence would have some reading comprehension ability.

Oh I do.... But when you're 4 you're tested for allergies to pb, bee stings, wasp stings. Etc. :) so kindly **** off? He's a moron. End of story

Egnar 19

When you're 4 you don't typically have the capacity to understand the gravity of your allergies and typically the doctor doesn't explain such things to you, but to your legal guardian [or whomever brought you for such a visit]. At this time unless there is something uncommon about your allergies it's unlikely your parents are going to give you an indepth analysis, if they do you're likely to not remember. As you get older being informed becomes an oversight. I'm 24 - Not only do I not physically remember taking such a test 20 years ago but because I don't have any crazy life altering allergies [food allergies] it never played a big role in my life. I checked with both of my parents, neither of them has any idea if I'm allergic to bee stings, for this reason.

That's sad.... You should remember allergies. Not the test but the pure fact that you're allergic to them

Shouldn't the person you were assisting have told you? Get well soon. xx