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By Husband to be....maybe - 09/06/2018 09:00

Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML

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By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By where's the epipen - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa

Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By busybee - 10/05/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 23:01

Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML

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By lyinginbed - 04/06/2016 19:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML

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By boomstick - 25/09/2009 13:09 - United States

Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML

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By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By Tampax - 30/09/2014 18:46 - Spain - Cuenca

Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML

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By Stung - 19/06/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML

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By rinakitty94 - 29/06/2015 17:30 - United States - Sunset

Today, my fiancé heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML

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Donut_Wizard 23

Saturday 9 June 2018 9:16

Not the bees!!!

manb91uk 22

Saturday 9 June 2018 9:05

But your wife got her custom bridesmaids dress right??

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interesting33 36

Tuesday 22 May 2018 18:02

oh wow! What a buzzkill. Hive not had it happen to me but I'm sure it stings. You feel like you're flying, about to see your honey and do some pollinating with her and get beezy and then something like that happens and you deflate you've been punctured. serious though, I can't imagine how you must feel OP. that really sucks, I hope you were still able to get married. or at least rearrange.

manb91uk 22

Saturday 9 June 2018 9:05

But your wife got her custom bridesmaids dress right??

ajh1800 25

Saturday 9 June 2018 14:44

His wife would be in the wedding gown, not the brides maid dress...

manb91uk 22

Saturday 9 June 2018 19:31

*facepalm* you missed the one from earlier, didn't you?

weeping_willow 25

Tuesday 12 June 2018 4:50

In her defense, if on a mobile device, the “latest” FML comes up first. Gotta scroll down to see the earlier ones.

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 9 June 2018 9:10

It's really not that bad. Despite it all, I'm sure you and your wife will always bee together.

Donut_Wizard 23

Saturday 9 June 2018 9:16

Not the bees!!!

Mackenzie Sikes 4

Saturday 9 June 2018 9:59

yed

Spiritbird 17

Saturday 9 June 2018 10:08

Bee more specific please.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 9 June 2018 12:15

Was that because your bride was wearing a giant bumblebee costume since her previous apartment complex stole her dress? And you had your tonsils removed?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 10 June 2018 7:22

Did he do that? Three relevant meta-comments in reply to a one sentence story? It’s like an Alex Ovechkin hat trick!

Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 9 June 2018 16:34

You must have a sweetheart. Sweet enough to attract bees!

rodfergie 18

Saturday 9 June 2018 20:37

Most people throw rice. To each his own.

FishyFishy 12

Sunday 10 June 2018 7:47

Well that must have stung!

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