Cats, Scary and Kids: Beware!

Beware!

By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2012 20:08 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

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By grosssss - 01/01/2010 13:03 - Australia

Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML

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By Uh oh.... - 05/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was awakened by a small scary dark figure approaching me while making creepy noises. I screamed, kicked it away, and buried my face under my pillow. Later, after braving up, I turned on the lights. It was my sick 3-year-old niece, now dazed and coughing blood. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2019 01:00

Today, my son was crying and refusing to sleep in his room because a spider ran along the wall, and it's now hiding somewhere. He’s 19. FML

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By ENDmySUFFERING - 21/07/2016 15:25 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I walked into my son's room to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 20:06

Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML

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By Michelle - 20/02/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2022 07:00 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was frantically woken up from a nap by my son who was scared because there was a dog in the house. We don't own a dog. It was the new neighbor's dog. When my son opened the door to go play outside, the dog came barreling in. My kid and cats were terrified. FML

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Friday 25 November 2011 0:53

Check again...?

irimalovecheer98 5

Friday 25 November 2011 0:55

Lol, I feel bad for your son

Comments

mikeymayhem_87 15

Friday 25 November 2011 6:03

Cat Scratch Fever!

Phatkiller 1

Friday 25 November 2011 6:15

aww poor kid, he didnt see the cat scratch you i guess

Catpoop1_fml 0

Friday 25 November 2011 6:32

That would be one dead pussy

goddessflower29 0

Friday 25 November 2011 6:51

Hahahahaha that sucks

MissBBGoodGirl 0

Friday 25 November 2011 6:58

Not gonna lie, this fml is pretty awesome! Not that you deserve it, but because I can relate to it! Sorry OP fyl

BayleeWasHere 1

Friday 25 November 2011 7:02

Haha!! I hope your okay!!-

someone3225 2

Friday 25 November 2011 7:16

Well that plan backfired

TomPusslicker 21

Friday 25 November 2011 7:17

...Your cat has a sick sense of humour but a hilarious taste for practical jokes... just let your son sleep in your bed for a few nights and then try again? Just make sure to clear the room of pets, and keep the door closed until you're ready to give it another go. Good luck.