Food and Love: Bigmouth Strikes Again

Bigmouth Strikes Again

By lpilou - 21/11/2008 05:40 - France

Today, I was finally able to get to know a girl at university who I'd been eyeing up for months. We had a nice conversation. We discovered that we live in the same area, and so we talked about that. I told her that the little restaurant under my house was really disgusting. Her parents own it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 796

You deserved it 10 903

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 914

You deserved it 3 236

By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 291

You deserved it 3 700

Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 024

You deserved it 2 302

I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

I agree, your life sucks 484

You deserved it 113

By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 547

You deserved it 4 925

Chris Hansen time

By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 133

You deserved it 13 621

So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 410

You deserved it 10 268

Family matters

By food critic - 22/12/2016 14:26 - Australia - Ryde

Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 796

You deserved it 603

Impossible relationship

By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 16:30

Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 919

You deserved it 209

First Dates

By mildver - 20/04/2009 04:51 - Costa Rica

Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes, she said with a sigh of relief, "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 693

You deserved it 4 610

lewalrus 4

Saturday 14 February 2009 18:07

AWKWARD! D:

popoman 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 4:25

Ooops! No one could have known. At least she knows you're honest.

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lewalrus 4

Saturday 14 February 2009 18:07

AWKWARD! D:

happyhak 5

Saturday 27 March 2010 11:30

Wait, under your house? Can someone say "Underground Shit Food"? Agreed #1

ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

Wednesday 18 April 2012 20:23

FYL OP, that just killed even the slightest chance of you getting laid tonight

ReesieBanana21 12

Monday 14 May 2012 8:01

18-Hell yeah. No fences OP.

sos_your_face 0

Friday 29 May 2009 6:14

why don't you take her out and show her real food?

sonspeedy 4

Sunday 31 May 2009 12:38

Well you just blew that one!!

freelantic 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:53

That's just bad luck man. Just appolgise and if she should understand

libbypotpie 0

Monday 15 June 2009 22:44

ha! you should have said you were talking about ANOTHER resturaunt with the same name. bahaha..

popoman 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 4:25

Ooops! No one could have known. At least she knows you're honest.

typicalyetnot15 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:41

thats what you get for "eyeing up" her you stupid as$ shes human like you, you know..or atleast i hope

marycharles 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 1:50

well I mean it's the truth so why would she care?

DizzyDaydreams 1

Tuesday 25 May 2010 6:11

Wow, that must suck. At least you were honest about all those crap.

kykeon22 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 23:08

tastes are tastes :D everyone has got his own XD

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Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate with each other for the first time. He shoved his hand down my pants, touched about an inch away from my clitoris, and whispered, "Cummm" in my ear. I doubt I'll have an orgasm ever again. FML

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You deserved it 4 250

Today, in a misguided attempt to earn my asshole dad's approval I went to university to get my business degree and took over the family restaurant. Now I have all the stress of managing the restaurant, he has retired and is moving abroad. Oh, and he still isn’t proud of me. FML

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You deserved it 291

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Today, I found out one of the main causes of my depression is that my life is too sheltered and boring. My doctor and many of my friends have advised me to find a hobby. Except, everything I would like to do is either too expensive and/or impossible due to my disabilities and other mental disorders. FML

I agree, your life sucks 795

You deserved it 276

Today, I told my mother-in-law that I was going through postpartum depression and was put on a antidepressant to help. Her response was, "Great, now we have a pill head in the family." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 085

You deserved it 127

Today, I found out my last roommate had been stacking her empty wine bottles under the sink for the last 5 months. The cleaning lady who found them now thinks I'm an alcoholic, and threatened to report me to my landlord. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 752

You deserved it 224

Today, my boss gave me the task of firing a recently-hired coworker next Friday. This guy spends most of his off-hours working out, probably abusing the fuck out of steroids, and to whom prison is like a bed-and-breakfast. I fear for my life by this point. FML

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You deserved it 2 829

Today, I was sitting at a lunch table with some of my coworkers when one of them decided to put out his cigarette on the table and missed. I now have a nice burn mark on my hand. Did he say sorry? No. "Your hand shouldn't have been there." FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 844

You deserved it 403

Today, I brought home a new small glass necklace and put it somewhere I figured that the cats couldn't reach. I was wrong. Now I will be looking through kitty litter to find something smaller than a dime. Talk about needle in a haystack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 319

You deserved it 3 200

Same thing different taste

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