Love: Today, I get home and there's a package waiting for me. I ordered...

By Dudeman5000 - 21/01/2009 06:59 - France

Today, I get home and there's a package waiting for me. I ordered something online 2 weeks ago for a girl I like. She's not available anymore. No refunds. FML

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By GDubeau24 - 05/11/2013 17:34 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML

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By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By How - 01/10/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML

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By ivegotapackage - 05/01/2015 23:47 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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Thanks UPSDHLFML

By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 04:59

Today, my friend received a package I sent her by mail. The package was already ripped open on arrival, two out of the three blouses I sent her were missing and a limited edition glass cup I sent her with the apparel was smashed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 03:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a phone I bought online turned up while I was at work. The delivery guy left a note saying he'd left the package with my neighbor at #10. When I went and knocked on the door and asked for the package, my neighbor said "Nope, nothing delivered here." and quickly shut the door in my face. FML

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Fleeting

By Anonymous - 12/06/2023 02:00 - Morocco - Agadir

Today, and for the past couple of months, I've been feeling really down. A few days ago, I met a girl from Germany, we made out, and I started reading her favorite book. I learned earlier today that she'd gone back to Germany and forgot to tell me. I’ve been waiting all day to see her. FML

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By Marco - 22/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML

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Enjoy!

By sad and hungry - 06/06/2015 14:37 - United States - Hackensack

Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML

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jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:35

Give it to the next girl.

diskincluded 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:45

Why didn't you just ask her out? Then with any luck she still wouldn't be available, but the present wouldn't be wasted :P

Comments

maiden_girl 5

Saturday 14 February 2009 13:46

Awww. That sucks...

blah_blah_shity 0

Monday 16 February 2009 12:08

give it to her anyway

LaDiablo 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 4:53

Yeh, give it to her anyway... Maybe she'll decide you're a better match than the other guy :].

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:35

Give it to the next girl.

diskincluded 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:45

Why didn't you just ask her out? Then with any luck she still wouldn't be available, but the present wouldn't be wasted :P

strawberry09 0

Friday 10 April 2009 19:01

do i know you?

cranbe09 9

Wednesday 18 December 2013 21:14

Girl, there millions of people out there and there's a little chance that it's you, so stop hoping.

THysios 2

Wednesday 29 April 2009 15:25

aw that sucks. similar thing happened to me. got a $200 bracelet for this girl i was in love with more then anything, sent it to her for her birthday. few days later she has a bf..