Love, Instagram, Jealousy and Social Media: Bitter

Bitter

By RealFlexTho - 19/11/2024 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, the woman I love, who rejected me countless times, got a boyfriend. Bitter about it, I post on my Instagram Story: “I could have been your love bug, but apparently you’re into roaches.” She posted a story of them kissing, saying, “I love my roach so much!” FML

I agree, your life sucks 54

You deserved it 1 470

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By Stop playing the victim - 17/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 122

You deserved it 1 101

Don't look back

By downbad - 02/06/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I looked at my ex’s Instagram stories and found out that during our relationship, she was taking her now boyfriend to all the places I'd showed her. They’ve lasted way longer than we did, and she’s the one who left me. Seems like she liked how I treated her, just not me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 419

You deserved it 114

By xX-SaD-FaCe-Xx - 24/11/2009 10:04 - Singapore

Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 900

You deserved it 5 830

By wellesleybanana - 17/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning. Frowning, he told me I had something stuck on the corner of my mouth. It was a roach leg. Where is the rest of the roach? FML

I agree, your life sucks 97 236

You deserved it 4 686

Superficial

By Doi - 10/03/2023 03:00

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I go on Instagram to find that the girl I rejected for her just announced her engagement. This girl literally moved mountains for me for years and my selfish ass didn’t wanna go out with her, all because my girlfriend was hotter. I’m a dumbass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 195

You deserved it 2 687

By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 604

You deserved it 533

Don't jump to conclusions

By Anonymous - 27/12/2022 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 858

You deserved it 143

He tried.

By Anonymous - 09/11/2017 05:00

Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 947

You deserved it 290

Bugging out

By Ernest - 30/11/2022 06:00

Today, my girlfriend won't stay over at my apartment anymore. Why? Because she saw a few roaches. Pest control comes every week and I spray every other day, so there's only so much I can about it. The worst part is now it's extremely difficult to spend time together because she lives with her mom and sister, who argue nonstop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 750

You deserved it 281

The age-old story

By Anonymous - 11/06/2020 02:01

Today, the girl I’ve been crushing over for so long told me that I’m a great guy and a catch, but then went on to tell me all about the other guy she’s been sleeping with. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 1 434

You deserved it 261

GoogieWithers 22

Tuesday 19 November 2024 16:12

#ShesNotThatIntoYou

idragosani 15

Tuesday 19 November 2024 19:17

Yeah this guy isn't being creepy at all

Comments

GoogieWithers 22

Tuesday 19 November 2024 16:12

#ShesNotThatIntoYou

copalolita 12

Tuesday 19 November 2024 18:04

Her loss. Clearly she’s immature and pathetic for thinking a roach is better than a love bug. Let her crawl with her ugglyass roach while you move on and find yourself your love bug.

Hangryko 31

Tuesday 19 November 2024 21:14

@copalolita - You're OP, aren't you?

idragosani 15

Tuesday 19 November 2024 19:17

Yeah this guy isn't being creepy at all

Hangryko 31

Tuesday 19 November 2024 21:15

Stop harassing her and get over yourself. JFC, grow up.

FluffythePink 22

Tuesday 19 November 2024 21:47

Tell me you're a Fedora wearing Nice guy without saying the words... I'd leave her the **** alone before you find yourself looking at a restraining order. ******* Creep.

tiptoppc 19

Wednesday 20 November 2024 21:25

So, I’m assuming your entitled ass felt it appropriate to turn to name calling, and I’m going to go out on a limb here, and likely racist comments? Wow. I hope NO One chooses you as a partner. This is not only psychotic but is exactly why no one wants you. So stop acting so ****** entitled. I may be showing my age, but you are not “all that, and a bag of chips”. Hell, you ain’t even the subway sandwich wrapper. You deserve any ridicule. Stop making the rest of us decent people look bad.