Love: Blogged up

Blogged up

By Arran - 10/04/2011 00:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking me why I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." FML

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Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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By dis_bee_leaf - 13/02/2012 16:27 - Canada

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By Kath - 08/02/2009 13:55 - Poland

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

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By Ugly - 08/03/2017 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, during a conversation with my in-laws, I opened up about my insecurities concerning my looks. My mother-in-law responded, "But you're not beautiful." She then repeated it. FML

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Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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Sunday 10 April 2011 9:34

ehhh if she is saying I know I'm beautiful your better off not dealing with it to be honest.... conceded girls are annoying as shit just saying

Miss_Jazzalyn 4

Sunday 10 April 2011 9:35

Just say that you misread it or something. It sounds like an honest mistake, it can happen to anyone.

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EG14_fml 8

Sunday 10 April 2011 20:26

tell her it was a mistake. but just wanna mention somethin: conceited girls are stupid. I ignore them

Refleer 4

Sunday 10 April 2011 20:46

Wow, she must be really selfcentered in order for her to write something like that on her blog... Sounds like you should quit going after her anyway. Judging from what you wrote, she is a narcissistic snob.

rubyredringpop 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 21:31

I would never like a girl who calls herself beautiful... But if you wanna make her feel better just tell her it was an honest mistake.

anorexicbarbie 8

Monday 11 April 2011 0:38

Seriously? You wouldn't like a girl who has confidence and self respect? Or a girl who doesn't bitch at you to tell her she's pretty? Hey man, your loss.