Love: Breakdown

Breakdown

By Anonymous - 26/07/2015 16:36 - Finland - Vammala

Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML

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By Depressed - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2021 22:00 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML

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We're on a break

By col - 04/09/2020 01:56

Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML

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By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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Long time gone

By Anonymous - 06/08/2021 18:01

Today, I haven't heard from my girlfriend for over a week, after being in a relationship for 7 years with her. She'd called me, saying she had to care for her ex-husband because he had suffered a heart attack. Guess we're over. FML

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You deserved it 156

By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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You deserved it 4 372

Moving day

By Anonymous - 11/09/2015 18:49 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML

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You deserved it 3 849

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 736

By I wasn't being clingy geez - 23/10/2016 17:18 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML

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You deserved it 838

By Jeff make - 01/04/2012 14:03 - United States - Malvern

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

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maydayyparade 27

Monday 27 July 2015 0:05

It's a good thing you're taking a break, you can find a better girl than her if she's still concerned about her ex

chicken_dip 22

Monday 27 July 2015 0:04

She doesn't deserve you. And you guys should take a very long break.

Comments

theBandit68 17

Monday 27 July 2015 5:12

What. The. ****.

LoZelda123 20

Monday 27 July 2015 5:13

That's really messed up logic :/ it sounds like she may be harboring more feelings than she is letting on... sorry OP

Drosophila82 18

Monday 27 July 2015 5:17

Yes, or anything else would have been a better excuse for breaking up with you ... If this is true she's a top tier LOSER

SexyWildRednecks 17

Monday 27 July 2015 6:54

Awe she wants a break? Show her the door and lock it behind her. Find someone better to spend your time with instead of wasting it on her.

mcodyzanch49 8

Monday 27 July 2015 7:36

Forget her, if she so worried about her ex? Something seems fishy about that. Just move on to the next.

lissabobissa 18

Monday 27 July 2015 8:00

Wow. you definitely deserve better!! That's ridiculous.

theKevmeister 13

Monday 27 July 2015 8:11

save her the trouble and tell her just to go back to him

kristindabomb 12

Monday 27 July 2015 8:16

You're better off op.

susytreydawg 13

Monday 27 July 2015 8:16

Find someone else.

Dean__Winchester 16

Monday 27 July 2015 8:26

BULLSHIT! She's going over for sex

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