Shopping and Money: Broke

Broke

By Pauper - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I talked myself out of buying $1 candle at the Dollar Tree. That's how broke I am. FML

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Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Monday 11 January 2010 12:26

That's how broke I usually am, if that makes you feel any better.

cracktus 0

Monday 11 January 2010 13:07

Hope you didn't need that candle for light cuz the electric bill hasn't been paid.

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feilsa17 6

Sunday 7 July 2013 3:21

It was probably a crappy candle anyways.

james0003 3

Saturday 14 June 2014 19:23

No worries, your not the only one

Erto 17

Tuesday 17 June 2014 9:42

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