Health and Roommate: Bugged

Bugged

By IEatDammit - 30/01/2009 03:26 - Canada

Today, I had a stomach virus, so I didn't eat anything. My new roommate asked me if I was anorexic so to prove I wasn't, I ate a sandwich in front of her. Only to go into the bathroom and throw it up later. She heard and now thinks I'm bulimic. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2015 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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By Jason - 17/04/2020 02:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML

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By Sickie. - 02/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I have an awful stomach virus. I can only drink liquids and can't eat anything solid, especially anything spicy. My dad forced me to eat the fajitas he'd made for dinner and screamed at me when I told him I couldn't, then screamed at me again for "wasting food" when I predictably threw up all over the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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Ngood7 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 7:14

Why didn't you just say you had a stomach virus?

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 15:34

I like the name you posted with.

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Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 15:34

I like the name you posted with.

Stephen_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:56

i throw up cuz of acid reflux AND bulemia. i need to fix both

lolyeahthatsme 11

Thursday 26 January 2012 23:06

*reflex. I have that too btw, and I actually know how to spell it.

sk8ergirl553 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:20

it is acid reflux. not reflex.

ammerhammer 3

Wednesday 8 May 2013 0:26

32- reflex I like blocking when someone tries to hit you. You do it out of reflex. It's acids reflux. If you have it, you should now

Shadow0B 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:07

*shoots roomate* the 3 things I hate: Sticks and twigs People who starve others AND PPL WHO ACCUSE OTHERS OF STARVING THEMSELVES!

JennaWenna 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 6:58

....because those are the only 2 options? I'm sorry you have to deal with her ignorance.

Ngood7 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 7:14

Why didn't you just say you had a stomach virus?

mikuxxhatsune 32

Tuesday 13 October 2015 13:31

Maybe she did but they thought it was an excuse and OP just gave up amd ate a sandwich to prove she wasn't.

azzh0le 0

Friday 24 April 2009 21:12

You're an idiot. Plain and simple.

FlippyFloppies 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 4:39

shitty to be you .

POORLiLSTELA 0

Friday 1 May 2009 12:41

wow. i sorry you had to go through that but instead of eating the sandwich.....couldnt you just have told her you were sick. no need to say "stomach virus" or "stomach flu" just 'im sick...'

jrobbi7 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 8:48

go to a buffet with your roommate and pig out, that would be the best way to tell her you're not bulimic. FYL

cocainewhore 30

Monday 24 March 2014 13:50

Bulimics binge and then puke. So that would actually back up her assumption that the OP is bulimic. Anorexics do sometimes throw up their food just to get rid of calories, even after eating a small amount. I used to do that, with anorexia, recovering now though. :)