Dating and Love: Catfished

Catfished

By Iman - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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jm88 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:05

I can understand meeting people online.. but dating? -_-

what_what 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:03

hahaha that's pretty annoying.

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aminel 0

Friday 8 April 2011 5:30

youre still lucky hes not a jail bait!

pandabearsmiles 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 22:31

IT SAYS THREE MONTHS NOT A YEAR STFU

haileyroxx 0

Monday 25 April 2011 6:58

Thts y u don't date people without meeting them retard

nina21194 12

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:51

BEIBER! all the way

cryystaljayy 0

Monday 2 May 2011 9:41

wow!

sierraluvsgaga 5

Friday 6 May 2011 1:47

hahahahahahahahahahahahaa

lenaleelee 0

Friday 24 June 2011 19:09

there are no girls on the Internet. and every "girl" is a man. Internet rules.

millymarie42 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 0:48

Really? If youre gonna date someone online atleast check for **** and try to be smart about it!

Ninjashrimp 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 4:53

You're an idiot. Get a real life and not one online. You deserve it.

thoughtcriminal7 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 14:56

People, he said dating for THREE MONTHS, not a year.

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