Dating and Love: Catfished - FML

Catfished

By Iman - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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Top comments

jm88 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:05

I can understand meeting people online.. but dating? -_-

what_what 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:03

hahaha that's pretty annoying.

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ADDictedToPS3 0

Saturday 7 July 2012 18:58

How'd you find out?

mowmowlife 21

Monday 16 July 2012 1:01

YDI for dating someone online.

AfrooMack 2

Tuesday 4 September 2012 3:53

why does everybodies comments say one year ? but the post says six months ? dod he edit it ?

felixcoco11 5

Wednesday 26 September 2012 6:21

When i was 15 i actualy putted a pic of my 14 yo sis in a bikini and did manage to make my police officer dad arrest quite a fiew pedos he didnt do it caus hes actualy to dumb with technology

TurkeySlab 9

Monday 22 October 2012 3:47

Hahahahahahha. Man i got you good! Bitch!!

btx2 9

Monday 3 December 2012 5:58

Catfish

dporter426 2

Sunday 9 December 2012 9:24

This is why when you meet someone online, you talk on the phone or video chat first. Make sure they are who they say they are before wasting your time.

PJLJ 6

Saturday 22 December 2012 14:41

You should sleep W/ them anyways@-@

skysull19 4

Tuesday 22 January 2013 2:19

That's pathetic

Kingbreezy04 10

Thursday 31 January 2013 23:31

Hi I'm Chris Hanson.....

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