Learning curve

By Anonymous - 05/11/2023 21:00

Spicy
Today, I took my new boyfriend's virginity about 10 minutes ago. He kept whispering, "It’s inside you, it’s actually inside you… feels kind of sticky, slippery, it’s actually inside you I can’t believe it.” It was super off-putting and a bit creepy. And no, I definitely did not orgasm. FML
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cuz803 44

Maybe he'll do better next time around with practice

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HouseOfM 8

Wow that's off putting if he has to be told that's weird he has no hope.

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Wadlaen 23

Well, at least it seems like he was enjoying himself...

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cuz803 44

Maybe he'll do better next time around with practice

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core01 30

Why would anyone give him a 2nd shot at being super creepy & weird? Why does he even deserve a 2nd chance?

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sadrainindeed 5

give him a chance it was his first time and more importantly he’s a dude

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HouseOfM 8

Wow that's off putting if he has to be told that's weird he has no hope.

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n3rdn3ss 8

Couldn't have told him that that kind of talk is a turn off and to just shut up?

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