Work, Family, Insulting and Cute: Cheer up - FML

Cheer up

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to get my picture taken for a badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my "hysterical" badge picture to cheer her up. FML

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Top comments

CockAsian 14

Wednesday 8 February 2012 21:12

I think you're an idiot.

logiee_bearr 6

Wednesday 8 February 2012 18:43

At least you kinda made someone else feel better :]

Comments

downtime 12

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:50

I don't get it. Were you especially proud of this photo and it shocked you to learn it made you look funny? How does this differentiate you from every other person on the planet with their horrible ID photos?

coolstorybro6 6

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:15

Bad days happen but that one will haunt you forever ugly person

FightMyLiger 19

Thursday 9 February 2012 7:18

Too funny. Dont worry, the black swan is always better for it eventually

sodapopper 6

Thursday 9 February 2012 9:29

Not that bad. Fyl...really??

johnnyboy182 7

Sunday 26 February 2012 22:28

it happens

snarkytruth 37

Tuesday 3 March 2015 6:15

Badge photos never look good

jawarston 24

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:29

No one looks good in a badge photo

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