Cute and Animals: Chillin' - FML

Chillin'

By lacy - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Louisville

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

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brianabearx3 14

Saturday 1 March 2014 15:15

That's actually really cute aw

psiloveyou15 12

Saturday 1 March 2014 15:19

I get into the bathtub sometimes when bathing my dogs because it's easier to calm them down and keep them in the tub that way.

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lifeof_toad 19

Saturday 1 March 2014 17:31

How is that a FML?

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 1 March 2014 17:31

was it a bubble bath?

A_Perfect_Circle 12

Saturday 1 March 2014 17:56

Fyl is you don't think that's just adorable!

khanmaster_fml 8

Saturday 1 March 2014 18:13

Hey, whatever gets the job done, right?

beaglegal 42

Saturday 1 March 2014 18:22

At least he's multitasking!

cksmith51 14

Saturday 1 March 2014 18:34

He probably just wanted to keep himself clean too

awilliams44 9

Saturday 1 March 2014 18:45

awwww that's cute

kaitieloo 22

Saturday 1 March 2014 19:23

Were there candles? A couple glasses of wine? Marvin Gaye? I think it's hilarious. I'd be weirded out, but hope that he was just doing it for the comedic factor.

Aero220 16

Saturday 1 March 2014 19:33

I do this all the time to wash my dogs...

aktail01 10

Saturday 1 March 2014 19:37

Sometimes man needs mans best friend with him even in the bath

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