Cute and Animals: Chillin'

Chillin'

By lacy - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Louisville

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

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brianabearx3 14

Saturday 1 March 2014 15:15

That's actually really cute aw

psiloveyou15 12

Saturday 1 March 2014 15:19

I get into the bathtub sometimes when bathing my dogs because it's easier to calm them down and keep them in the tub that way.

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teotsi 28

Saturday 1 March 2014 19:37

Someone illustrate this.

MallardMarauder 10

Saturday 1 March 2014 19:39

As long as there's wasn't rose petals on the floor and an open bottle of wine I don't think you have anything to worry about.

metalhead88 9

Saturday 1 March 2014 19:39

Mans best friend

adventurousnight 12

Saturday 1 March 2014 19:41

Wow Such clean Much cozy 2gether Very bubbles So solidarity Wow

superkahmiguru 3

Saturday 1 March 2014 19:43

Never leave a man unsupervised

Cadillac4427 8

Saturday 1 March 2014 19:45

Dear, that was so very cute and adorable .....I wish mine did that.

weveallbeenthere 30

Saturday 1 March 2014 20:04

whatever it takes.

shinikageWolf 15

Saturday 1 March 2014 20:06

How dare he bathe with that bitch!

nevertellme 9

Saturday 1 March 2014 20:16

Hey, if they both want to take a bath, you shouldn't judge him!

mcomedyman94 15

Saturday 1 March 2014 20:18

I'm really confused. Why is this an fml? **** your life for being such a weird person, though.

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