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By Can't Spell Worth A Damn - 06/03/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML

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By FiredAF - 20/02/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I was emailing my department about a huge meeting we’re going to have. I was also emailing back and forth with another colleague about office gossip. I absentmindedly replied to the wrong email. I hit reply all to the meeting e-mail, saying that the new supervisor of X department was "so fucking retarded." FML

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By teeth - 30/01/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML

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By Oops - 14/01/2010 15:55 - United States

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

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Adding insult to injury

By SomeExplainingToDo - 04/09/2017 04:30

Today, I sent a polite yet strongly-worded email to one of my corporate clients in which I expressed my irritation at being asked the same question by the same team for the 4th day in a row. I ended it with "Regards!" but accidentally swapped the 'g' with a 't'. FML

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Three cheers for the boobies

By Laura - 28/04/2021 11:01

Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML

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By KereKris - 17/06/2020 14:05

Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML

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Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 14:00

Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML

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By OverWorked1 - 20/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 17:47 - United States - Winona

Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML

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By Whoopsx99 - 30/01/2010 19:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

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Friday 6 March 2009 22:46

hahahahahahah! thats so funny! i dont think you deservd it though, people have typos all the time, but HALARIOUS!

Cloudy_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:59

Well, the "t" and "g" keys are close together... Haha, what an unfortunate typo.

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jjlxndr 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:48

Stolen from: http://ruminations.com/ruminations/16691 Nice originality on this site. As if three-quarters of the posts aren't fake to begin with.

CaptainCrunch_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:27

How is referring to mentally disabled people as retards funny? And this is funniest thing you've read on here? You people make my stomach turn, I would hate to know you.

AnimeRules1125 24

Monday 2 June 2014 1:54

They weren't referring to people with disabilities as retarded, it's just that being mentally retarded is considered a disability.

yeahreally 6

Monday 9 March 2009 8:12

lol everyone musta been saying wha?!

hardcore_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 19:59

#42 making words bad is such a made up PC culture sack of bullshit. This person obviously cares for differently abled people, otherwise he/she wouldn't be doing the fundraiser. Words are only bad in the context where the intention is to harm another person in some way. This is funny because the general population is so ingrained in PC semantics that they can't grasp the concept of a meaningless typo.

mydayisruined 1

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:35

i once said that we needed new shitters instead of shutters.

jojoko_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 6:54

you still spelt reguards wrong.

leahk1785 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 15:13

You spelt "regards" wrong.

0ops_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:01

haha this is great! and to #21 and #41, do you think that the guy on ruminations is the only one ever to make this typo? brilliant. i bet he's also the only one who has accidentally typed "i'm gonna lick your ass" because he missed the "k" key, too.