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By Anonymous - 21/07/2020 23:01

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Today, I caught my sister in bed with my girlfriend. I’m not sure what’s worse, the cheating, the fact I’ve never managed to make my girlfriend moan like that, or the fact this is the second girlfriend she’s stolen from me in the last year. FML
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Bogrbon 27

Well, that sucks, especially since it's the second time. On a positive note, it's probably a decent conversation starter to get some pointers from your sister about how to make a girl "moan like that." Probably the most awkward conversation of your life, but it sounds like you need the help.

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RichardPencil 30

Your bigger problem is figuring out why you are picking lesbians as girlfriends, or why you are so bad at sex that you turn women gay. Or maybe your sister is so hot, the girls use you to get to her. You've got issues, man.

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RichardPencil 30

Your bigger problem is figuring out why you are picking lesbians as girlfriends, or why you are so bad at sex that you turn women gay. Or maybe your sister is so hot, the girls use you to get to her. You've got issues, man.

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Taylor Caldwell 10

Nowhere is it mentioned that the OP is male..

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RichardPencil 30

The symbol on the original post is male. Apparently, the default is male, so the OP may or may not state their gender, but based on what I'm seeing, I'm guessing male.

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Bogrbon 27

Well, that sucks, especially since it's the second time. On a positive note, it's probably a decent conversation starter to get some pointers from your sister about how to make a girl "moan like that." Probably the most awkward conversation of your life, but it sounds like you need the help.

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bloopaloop 27

Get her back by sucking off her boyfriend

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juggalo2 20

Don't be ashamed. She has the home court advantage.

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Dr_Alex 10

You've got a type, dude :-( I am sorry...

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Susan Yee 9

Damn, your sister is such a sexpert!

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galvinizd 7

well since sex is in the family... the three of you should just hook up.

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jfigley 5

Sounds like your sister is better at getting woman than you are. Also, don't forget that woman themselves know what they like for pleasure so thats no surprise. Need more experience or you just need to educate yourself so you can truly please a woman and hear those moans you want. My first suggestion is moving out on your own asap!

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