Embarrassing and Love: Classy

Classy

By EK. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in the middle of dinner, I went to rest my chin on my hand, missed, and stuck the straw from my drink straight up my nose. FML

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You deserved it 8 028

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darlingseas 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 10:32

Ouch. Hope you're okay now. A good guy would find that somewhat endearing. Don't worry about some asshole who doesn't call you because you're a bit of a klutz.

Hoff 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 10:39

Can't make that stuff up.

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AMCJEEP 10

Tuesday 14 August 2012 15:25

Done it

Orchard 33

Tuesday 4 June 2013 6:49

OUCH! OUCHOUCHOUCH! My nose hurts just reading this!

tegancuthbert 4

Tuesday 12 May 2015 3:04

Damn

Jordans436 11

Monday 26 September 2016 4:27

Am I the only one that doesn't see the rest of your story, your FML ends with nose. Everyone else is talking about "he".

jimmyironic 9

Monday 19 December 2016 23:15

I've done this too.

vanillaamy 11

Saturday 12 March 2022 13:18

Covid test anyone?

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