College is gross.

By BarefootNoMore - 17/11/2017 00:00 - Canada - Ajax

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Today, I forgot to wear my shower shoes to my dorm shower. I didn’t think it was a huge deal until I walked in and stepped in something. On closer inspection, I realized that I stepped, barefoot, in someone's jizz. FML
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RichardPencil 30

I hope you didn’t have any tiny cuts on your feet — you could get pregnant!

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TeachAllTheMath 19

Shower shoes at college are a non-negotiable.

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Takegami 22

Ouch. Sorry OP. Good thing you were at the showers so you could wash it off

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jkjorn 16

Time to get some Dr. Scholl's Plan B Inserts™ !

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aquapearl736 16

Keep a sample and sign up for forensics next semester so you can find the culprit!

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8313girl 28

Yeah always wear your shower shoes. No matter what. You could get a foot fungus and all kinds of things. **** is just funny though lol.

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manb91uk 22

Well at least he came in the shower. This means it’s clean **** - every silver lining has a cloud.

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sadCowboysfan 20

At least by being barefoot it would be pretty easy to wash off rather than getting on the shower shoes you wear everyday.

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Lee Elliott 4

aaaaand that's why, among other reasons, you wear shower shoes in public showers.

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