College is gross.

By BarefootNoMore - 17/11/2017 00:00 - Canada - Ajax

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Today, I forgot to wear my shower shoes to my dorm shower. I didn’t think it was a huge deal until I walked in and stepped in something. On closer inspection, I realized that I stepped, barefoot, in someone's jizz. FML
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RichardPencil 30

I hope you didn’t have any tiny cuts on your feet — you could get pregnant!

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TeachAllTheMath 19

Shower shoes at college are a non-negotiable.

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Akitakat 31

****... the huge new explosion that will have all your friends excited to try it. Don’t just bare rub it... **** it, for all your hard to soft needs.

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RichardPencil 30

I hope you didn’t have any tiny cuts on your feet — you could get pregnant!

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Symphoniaes 32

It’s not that bad once you get used to it. ^~^”

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snailsinyourtea 15

****, sticky situation huh?

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Lobby_Bee 17

Could be nasel mucus mixed with a little bit of dove body wash. Does that make you feel a little bit better?

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Madrias 36

That's far from the worst thing you could've stepped in. People pee in showers, and I've heard stories about shit in showers, too.

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TeachAllTheMath 19

Shower shoes at college are a non-negotiable.

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jediloader 12

Hey, dudes gotta clean the pipes somehow!

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EnvyMe33 26

It’s supposed to be good for your skin

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TeachAllTheMath 19

Unless they have herpes or chlamydia or something!

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