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That sucks that he would lie about her being his sister, when she was really another love interest of his. What a prick. Luckily you get to move on to bigger and better things.

Exodiafinder687 58

Thursday 25 December 2014 16:47

Put your sister to the test.

vikky538 28

Thursday 25 December 2014 16:51

Wow...that's disgusting...

Demonbrat 13

Thursday 25 December 2014 19:31

Good thing he is gone, Op.

SkunkPoker 8

Thursday 25 December 2014 21:07

I'm surprised this didn't say United States - Mississippi. No offense Mississippi but... Well yeah...

Armygirl93 10

Thursday 25 December 2014 23:28

what a dick. you should be happy he is out of your life now

randomgirl1234 20

Friday 26 December 2014 0:32

Well if he incests...

bobsanction 18

Friday 26 December 2014 0:55

The Lannisters send their regards.

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Today, I had a job interview with an environmentalist organization. I got the job, my FIRST job, a great first job doing something I am passionate about. An hour after the interview was over, they called me back and asked if I was 18. I'm 17, and unemployed again. FML

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Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML

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