Kids, Weddings, Weird and Parents: Controlling

Controlling

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mom tried telling me I couldn't be best man at my best friend's wedding. I'm 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 889

You deserved it 593

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Armeniangirl_fml 15

Monday 12 June 2017 20:02

what the hell? you are a grown man, do what you want!

ezrajab 22

Monday 12 June 2017 20:08

Umm it isn't HER wedding. Why the heck would you need her permission?

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R_L_Jack 11

Thursday 15 June 2017 6:16

at 25 I would hope your Mom does not rule you any longer, by all means be your friends best man.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Friday 16 June 2017 2:17

You are 25. Man the hell up and be the best man at your best friend's wedding anyway.

tolkien897 15

Sunday 18 June 2017 6:28

Unless you live with her, you don't have to do anything she says. If you live under her roof, though, it's her rules.

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