Cough up, daddy

By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 10:00

Today, my son told me he and his ex deliberately got pregnant, despite being broken up, because she wanted a baby, he wanted sex, and she promised she wouldn’t ask him for child support. She must have had her fingers crossed because his court date is next week. Moron. FML
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mike3775 35

Your son is the biggest idiot. 1). I’ve never, ever had sex with an ex. When it’s over, it’s over to me. 2). While I was still dating my wife, if I ever thought it was going to result in sex, I made sure to,have protection, even if she said she was on the pill, and 3) I never ever would trust a woman when she says she won’t come after me for money, and even if she doesn’t go after it, the state will, if she ever files for any sort of benefits, as she will have to state dad’s name

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FluffythePink 21

My sympathies. Your son is indeed a complete and utter moron. You could try again with a new sibling for him?

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mike3775 35

Your son is the biggest idiot. 1). I’ve never, ever had sex with an ex. When it’s over, it’s over to me. 2). While I was still dating my wife, if I ever thought it was going to result in sex, I made sure to,have protection, even if she said she was on the pill, and 3) I never ever would trust a woman when she says she won’t come after me for money, and even if she doesn’t go after it, the state will, if she ever files for any sort of benefits, as she will have to state dad’s name

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Hangryko 29

Does your stupid son not believe in condoms?

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