Weird, Death, Parents and Jewelry: Creepy but mysterious - FML

Creepy but mysterious

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, while sorting through my deceased mother's hoard of belongings, I found myself holding a necklace composed entirely of teeth. Human teeth. FML

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exileonmainst 16

Sunday 17 September 2017 1:55

Maybe your mom was the tooth fairy?

TaysDarkLust 11

Sunday 17 September 2017 2:12

You can get some decent money off of stuff like that!

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TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 17 September 2017 19:59

1) Sorry for your loss. 2) Damn. And more damn.

Brain_fart 20

Sunday 17 September 2017 21:39

Have you seen Dexter?

Athabaska 10

Sunday 17 September 2017 22:06

Serial Killer?

Sarah Erskine 2

Sunday 17 September 2017 22:57

Depending on where OP is from, they may want to contact any indigenous groups nearby. Teeth necklaces aren't uncommon in a lot of cultures including Moari and Native American. If these teeth are real, and belong to one of these groups, they should be returned immediately. Especially if they are Native American as being in possession of them is illegal and carries jail time. Also sorry for your loss OP!

GIJoefan 6

Monday 18 September 2017 1:41

This reminds me of that X-files episode.

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