Creepy but mysterious

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, while sorting through my deceased mother's hoard of belongings, I found myself holding a necklace composed entirely of teeth. Human teeth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 687
You deserved it 338

Top comments

exileonmainst 16

Maybe your mom was the tooth fairy?

You can get some decent money off of stuff like that!

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exileonmainst 16

Maybe your mom was the tooth fairy?

Don't be silly! The Easter Bunny may not exist, but my mom hasn't told me the Tooth Fairy isn't re-...........wait a second...

You can get some decent money off of stuff like that!

gobiteme2 34

Since they were your mothers, you should be able to use them as replacements if needed.

You might want to stop going through your mom’s stuff before you get to the chest freezer in the basement. Unless you want to find a bunch of toothless hobo heads.

Was your mother fond of visiting exotic places where cannibals still live nowadays?

thatslifeiguess7 16

We're they baby teeth from when you were a kid