Intimacy: Defeated

Defeated

By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 05:04

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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By BigBangrocksthenight - 03/04/2010 00:31 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. Things got kind of heated, so he decided to take off my bra. They cooled back down when a bug flew out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:56 - United States

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML

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By KS - 17/02/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML

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ADHD brain

By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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Felt cute, might delete later

By nopanties - 04/03/2013 05:11 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML

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Bluekaren16 19

Monday 2 July 2012 9:13

He should have hid his face in between your breasts. That should release all of his frustrations.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Monday 2 July 2012 9:15

Sounds like a cute guy with a sense of humor... Maybe show him how to do it once those things are completely overcomplicated

Comments

morganthrasher 1

Monday 23 July 2012 11:59

Awwwwwww tht sounds like me boyfriend hehe

Squee315 1

Monday 23 July 2012 16:47

Awww I find that adorable xD That reminds me of my first time with my boyfriend, he was a virgin and while making out he was discretely picking at the locket on my bra and about 2 minutes in he simply gave up extremely embarassed "For the love of GOD woman, help me!" xD Don't be a stressy lassy ^.^

krillkel 2

Monday 23 July 2012 20:17

Aw, that's so cute and reminds me exactly of my boyfriend. ^_^

carlylovesitaly 0

Wednesday 25 July 2012 7:28

Every guy has been there

Tasha_D 9

Saturday 28 July 2012 23:55

That's really cute, he could have reacted worse :P

trsc15 3

Sunday 29 July 2012 1:43

Thats pretty much exactly what happend with me and my boyfriend. I thought it was cute. :)) Ive let him figure it out himself though, more entertaining ;)