Intimacy: Defeated - FML

Defeated

By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 05:04

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Spicy

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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By BigBangrocksthenight - 03/04/2010 00:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. Things got kind of heated, so he decided to take off my bra. They cooled back down when a bug flew out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML

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By KS - 17/02/2009 20:52 - United States

Spicy

Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML

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ADHD brain

By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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Felt cute, might delete later

By nopanties - 04/03/2013 05:11 - United States - Durham

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML

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Top comments

Bluekaren16 19

Monday 2 July 2012 9:13

He should have hid his face in between your breasts. That should release all of his frustrations.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Monday 2 July 2012 9:15

Sounds like a cute guy with a sense of humor... Maybe show him how to do it once those things are completely overcomplicated

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carina_47 16

Thursday 22 August 2013 9:42

Haha, that made me laugh. But bras can be friggin trolls some time.

BrittanyGuiz 5

Tuesday 19 November 2013 3:39

That's actually adorable

dont_judge4579 2

Wednesday 30 April 2014 3:46

I think it's freaking adorable that he was genuinely frustrated.

Notverycreeative 13

Monday 8 December 2014 4:18

sounds like you can't find a bra that fits appropriately. they're easy unless she fat.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Sunday 23 July 2017 14:37

lol cockblocked by a bra

Selina1407 11

Saturday 2 December 2017 14:51

that sounds cute haha

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