Love, Intimacy, Sex and Divorce: Living his best life - FML

Living his best life

By Anonymous - 03/09/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, it's been a few months ago since we finally got the divorce we’ve wanted for years. He seems to have forgotten our shared photo library as he just uploaded a bunch of photos of all his disgusting sexual exploits, including the threesome he always wanted. Meanwhile, I can’t get so much as a second date. FML

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Moved on

By Steppingstone - 03/05/2023 15:00

Today, I saw on Facebook that my ex of 6 years got married a few days ago. We broke up a year and a half ago because we had different plans; I wanted marriage and kids, and he wanted to “enjoy life and have fun.” Guess I’m not good enough to “enjoy life and have fun” with. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 17:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost two years had kept nude photos and videos of his ex, whom he couldn’t seem to let go of from the start. We’re locked into a pricy apartment lease together, and I don’t have anywhere I can go. Thanks babe, love you. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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By annoyed - 23/09/2010 09:59 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML

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Call the police

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 22:00 - Australia - Abbotsford

Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML

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Better off

By Elliz - 04/09/2022 02:00

Today, I was stalking my ex-husband’s Facebook. He looks so happy with his new, supermodel-perfect girlfriend who he left me for. She’s everything I’m not. I kinda regret giving birth to two kids and my body changing forever. He’d still be with me. FML

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By Yum - 03/12/2008 07:26 - France

Spicy

Today, I realised that the steamy photos that I took with my ex a few months ago had not been erased from his father's camera. FML

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The policy of truth

By Anonymous - 02/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I'm ending a 35 year marriage. In the last few months, my husband has told me that he has been preferring porn to me since before we were married, he has had multiple affairs, he always knew his family was toxic and messing with me. Oh, and he wants us to, "Move on and have a happy retirement together." FML

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Pictures of you

By ReboundGrl - 23/05/2016 18:44 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was really happy because the guy I've been on a few dates with wanted to take pictures with me. I thought it'd meant that he really liked me, but it turns out he just wanted them so he could post them online and make his ex-girlfriend jealous. FML

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GoogieWithers 22

Tuesday 3 September 2024 23:18

Maybe you are looking in the wrong place. Try hobbies or groups and you may meet someone that has similar interests to you.

Crowned Sataness 12

Wednesday 4 September 2024 1:54

shaming a healthy sex life? the problem might be you. no one wants a prude who will only perform polite 7pm missionary

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GoogieWithers 22

Tuesday 3 September 2024 23:18

Maybe you are looking in the wrong place. Try hobbies or groups and you may meet someone that has similar interests to you.

Crowned Sataness 12

Wednesday 4 September 2024 1:54

shaming a healthy sex life? the problem might be you. no one wants a prude who will only perform polite 7pm missionary

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