Denied!

By Anonymous - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML
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Big_Red_138 3

Tell him to do you on the washer while it's cleaning the clothes. Multitasking ftw

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zach5432 3

seems to me that you should have done the laundry naked.

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cenax27 0

I banged your mom, tell her the taxi fare was left in her purse

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tylerpienta 6

if ur bf did the laundry does that mean ur a girl bc if so. wouldent it be "twat swated" instead of "**** blocked" ??????

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torncord 0

this is not an fml. he does laundry, years down the road youll be begging him to do the laundry. if you really wanted to do him so bad you would have waited for him to put the laundry in the washer and you would have done him ontop of it. or on the pile of dirty clothes... you would have found a way...

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champagne210 0

the correct term is twat - swatted

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iloveparc 0

wait your gay? cuz how does a GIRL get **** blocked?

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abmoore 1

everyone is replying like a girl wrote this... maybe it was "his" boyfriend. then **** blocked works!

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smartjaguargurl 17

people say it's by a girl because it is, it says so on the fml

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venom1576 3

it clearly says OP is a women

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xXDirtySanchezXx 0

stop complaining hes tryin to be helpful. what if he made you do tye laundry like most men do.

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whassupp 2

When she says **** blocked, she doesn't mean literally. Girls use figures of speech .. haha.

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xerbrus 14

girls also "use suck my dick" more than guys that need to get their own terms and stop with their penis envy

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bleepbloopthis 0

you have a ****.... trollface.jpg

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