Love: Do you remember the first time?

Do you remember the first time?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were talking about childhood memories. He told me about a girl he used to make fun of in middle school. That was me. FML

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iKlutch 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:04

That awkward moment when..

suxs4ulol 22

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:05

obvisouly you two worked it out

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underguarded 20

Sunday 11 December 2011 13:59

My boyfriend picked on me in elementary school. Just laugh about it, it's not that bad. Your dating are you not?

Zbrah 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 14:06

Same with me and my girlfriend

Sam_Dchi 23

Sunday 11 December 2011 14:15

I don't suppose he bullied you into this relationship did he?? lol

joetan 16

Sunday 11 December 2011 14:57

>.< sounds like karma for your bf...

geon_olam 17

Sunday 11 December 2011 15:24

Everyone knows that boys in middle school pick on the girl they like

mccutie936 6

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:38

Whoops

Conley78643 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:47

Just goes to show that you were a diamond in the rough. You know, like a baby in a trash can.

cuddlebunny3548 11

Sunday 11 December 2011 17:21

Why are you dating someone who made fun of you in middle school?

yoshiyakiryu 20

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:48

Because people change? That's what I assume anyway.

R00ST3R 12

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:10

make up sex?

hateevryone 14

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:14

awkward............

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Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 672

You deserved it 39 757

Today, I was on my bed on top of my boyfriend when I lost my balance and fell. My father walked in the door to see what the noise was. I don't know what is more embarrassing, my father walking in, or him walking in and saying, "That's an expensive bed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 653

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Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 656

You deserved it 4 466

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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You deserved it 4 117

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying, "That's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML

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Today, I installed high performance brakes on my car after fearing that my old brake system was to weak and I could get into a crash. On the test drive a car in front of me stopped short. My new brakes worked, the ones on the car behind me didn't. I now have whiplash and a totalled car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 530

You deserved it 3 543

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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