Painful, Fish and Kids: Dogfished

This reminds me of the spongebob episode when him,Squidward and Mr Krabs go clam fishing and spongebob fishing hook gets caught on squidwards nose and yanks it off.

Jared900DUmpling 30

Monday 11 November 2013 4:45

Hey, free piercing! You've got fishhook earrings in your lobes now!

djPanda 8

Monday 11 November 2013 5:40

I'm assuming that's the last time you take him fishing

MrSmarts 6

Monday 11 November 2013 7:03

Damn. Now I'm hungry for fish.

SpazzingKpopper 8

Monday 11 November 2013 11:53

I caught something while fishing once. Too bad it was a stranger's face... He was mad...

BajanCanadian1 4

Monday 11 November 2013 13:34

Hate to hEAR that

ema_stonez 19

Monday 11 November 2013 19:07

ouch!!

bakedgoods_ 3

Monday 11 November 2013 23:41

that's what you get for parenting! xD

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