Dogfished

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my 13 year-old fishing off the pier for dogfish. The only thing he caught was a piece of my ear. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 198
You deserved it 4 447

Top comments

Hey, piercings are cool these days, you just got one for free! Quit complaining and let him get the other one!

I'd hope not. Everybody knows that ears are much better when fried.

Comments

Did you give him an earful, or was it in one and out the other?

Wizardo 33

Nah OP was instantly hooked, line and sinker and is now rocking the whole Van Gogh look.

I have a feeling you took him fishing for punishment and that was his way to get revenge

this is what happens when you don't responsibly watch over your child.

I guess you can say someone got hooked! No? Ok. I'll walk myself out.

nice, my brother caught himself good across his forehead before

"Now son, you wanna get some good distance on that cast, so swing it--GAAAAAAAAAH! MY EAR!"