Dogfished

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my 13 year-old fishing off the pier for dogfish. The only thing he caught was a piece of my ear. FML
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Top comments

HowieDoIt 21

Hey, piercings are cool these days, you just got one for free! Quit complaining and let him get the other one!

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JacobyEllsbury 6

I'd hope not. Everybody knows that ears are much better when fried.

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Pleonasm 35

Did you give him an earful, or was it in one and out the other?

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Wizardo 33

Nah OP was instantly hooked, line and sinker and is now rocking the whole Van Gogh look.

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Alexis2742 31

I have a feeling you took him fishing for punishment and that was his way to get revenge

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iknowiwantyou 13

this is what happens when you don't responsibly watch over your child.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

I guess you can say someone got hooked! No? Ok. I'll walk myself out.

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DixieNormous007 4

nice, my brother caught himself good across his forehead before

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gracehi 31

"Now son, you wanna get some good distance on that cast, so swing it--GAAAAAAAAAH! MY EAR!"

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