Doggone right!

By Emilia - 16/09/2023 14:00

Today, my boyfriend went out and bought a pistol. When I asked him in horror why he did such a thing, he said, "It's my God-given right as a US citizen!" We're not even American, we immigrated from the UK, and we were both atheists, or so I thought. FML
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idragosani 15

It's definitely not a God-given right, since out Constitution was written by humans. I know lots of atheist & left-wing people who own guns, though. They just keep quiet about it and don't walk around with guns like they are penile extensions.

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FluffythePink 22

If I emigrated to the US and got accepted, the first thing I'd do is go buy a gun. Just because I could. And because I was in the US, but mostly because I could. It's not a boy thing either, I'm of the middle aged female persuasion and would be giggling as I booked myself the first opportunity to fire a Minigun that I could find with a go on a flamethrower for afters. When in Rome...

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poopface82 19

If he was joking, it’s mildly funny. If he’s serious, leave his ass.

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RichardPencil 30

With all of the gun nuts here, it's your right to NOT have a gun that is under threat!

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FluffythePink 22

If I emigrated to the US and got accepted, the first thing I'd do is go buy a gun. Just because I could. And because I was in the US, but mostly because I could. It's not a boy thing either, I'm of the middle aged female persuasion and would be giggling as I booked myself the first opportunity to fire a Minigun that I could find with a go on a flamethrower for afters. When in Rome...

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sonofmandalor 14

at least he knows it's his responsibility to protect himself and you from danger and not the police

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Just let him buy it and then go to a shooting range with him and ask if you can fire off a few rounds. You will understand, trust me. Sometimes we just have to let the primal part of ourselves out a bit.

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Hangryko 31

Well, he's indoctrinated now. Dump him and go back to the UK, where they have sensible gun laws.

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idragosani 15

It's definitely not a God-given right, since out Constitution was written by humans. I know lots of atheist & left-wing people who own guns, though. They just keep quiet about it and don't walk around with guns like they are penile extensions.

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