Animals: Today, I was trying to relieve a dog that looked like it was...

By Hilary - 23/09/2010 01:25 - Australia

Today, I was trying to relieve a dog that looked like it was choking because it was tied to a pole while its owner was in a restaurant. The owner called a security guard because she was convinced I was trying to steal her dog. FML

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Chill out, dude

By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 15:31 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML

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Cujo

By Doglover - 13/10/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to climb up and sit in a tree for half an hour to avoid being mauled by a huge, insane dog. Its weird-looking owner eventually turned up, sneered at me, and walked off with the visibly smug dog in tow. FML

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Naughty boy

By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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Don't bother

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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Be careful out there

By Burningeyes - 09/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when a lady approached me, commented how beautiful she was, and asked to pet her. I obliged and next thing I knew I was pushed to the ground and maced. She made off with my dog. The police is unable to locate them. FML

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Where's my dog?

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 02:00 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my dog from the dog sitter I'd left him with while I was on vacation. When I arrived at her house to pick him up, she said, "I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about." and threatened to call the cops if I didn’t "leave her premises for trespassing." FML

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You deserved it 136

By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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You deserved it 3 898

By anon - 19/06/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML

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Here boy!

By DrakeB - 20/01/2013 16:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML

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Countersuit

By SientoBenteCar - 11/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:14

No good deed goes unpunished, darling. That's why I'm a criminal now.

r6_fml 4

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:18

What?! You relieved yourself on a dog?! Well that's just wrong....

Comments

PWNjaban 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:12

YDI for being kind to animals, you dirty Samaritan. You're a victim of white australia's hypocrisy. :p

otheriBlair 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 14:07

the world sucks

awilso13 8

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:14

stop being nosey, u deserved that

jkgfdxb 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:44

how is being concerned for an animal being nosy? op was trying to help the dog so op obviously didn't deserve it.

twoSides4420 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:50

agreed. sometimes I wonder what is wrong with some people on this site.

azhein 0

Friday 24 September 2010 9:10

have none of you ever had a dog on a leash? they always pull on it and cough and stuff. she does deserve it. what was she going to do take it off the leash?

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:14

No good deed goes unpunished, darling. That's why I'm a criminal now.

Rawrzie 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 12:30

why do you always say darling? ._.

CheshireHalli 19

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:50

...Because he can? Live and let live! :)

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 23 September 2010 22:42

Fuhohohoho... ouch...even with my new display image, my sex is still questioned. I'm going to go sulk for a while now, darlings...

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Friday 24 September 2010 19:02

YDI for being an androgynous cartoon character, having a gender non-specific username, and saying "darling" all the time!

Shookitup 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:16

Awh D:

Igor_g5 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 14:52

#5. Nice view.

r6_fml 4

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:18

What?! You relieved yourself on a dog?! Well that's just wrong....

Telinaa 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 11:39

... I hope you're joking.

weavermycutecat 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 14:02

ur picture is amazing.

Lukexl 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:20

YDI, even if the dog looked like it was choking you knew perfectly well that by meddling with it you were undermining the owner and that would provoke a reaction! i would have done the exact same thing.