Don't do this

By storksleuth - 04/10/2011 08:57 - United States

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML
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malignantmegan 3

Just pee on her and yell "THIS IS FOR YOU KURT!"

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goobergirlie 5

If you don't listen to the band, don't buy the ******* shirt. You become a poser.

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rexgar2000 10

I find Nirvana to play very sad like songs, it kinda depresses me.

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Enslaved 36

I just enjoy listing to the lyrics because they're not your everyday sentences put together. And I feel like I'm solving a puzzle by decoding it.(: One of my favorite line is: "I wish I was like you, Easily amused"

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ArcadePie 10

Yeah their songs are easy to relate when your going through a tough time. I find it easier listening to sad songs when im sad instead of some duece sining about love

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no_namer386 5

Only for the smiley face?!?! OP should have slapped that ...

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TotalPandamonium 2

I'd prefer that reason to "He had such deep and soulful music. He really got me as a person and understood the pain I was going through...blah blah blah." He was a mediocre song writer and a mediocre guitarist that killed himself. Get over yourself.

eyealaska 4

They're both as mediocre as each other. Andy Hull on the other hand...

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rawrlily 0

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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NoNotTheFace 8

You should've ripped her shirt off, saying that she's a disgrace to all Nirvana fans. But then you'll be arrested. So... Just move on with life.

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muchagente 5

so you didn't invite her to your house to finally listen to the cool band with the cool smilie shirt? man, you're dumb.

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secretskill87 1

seriously? I bet that girls into lil wayne and stupid crap that makes no sense she can't be to bright to not know who nirvana is but I've heard worse one time a guy was wearing an Iron Maiden Shirt and I told him nice shirt whats your favorite album and he goes album isn't this pete wienz's new clothing line?

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perdix 29

Nirvana T-shirts are also popular with Buddhists, even ones that don't know what Teen Spirit smells like. Never ASS-U-ME anything about others based on what they are wearing, or you could get a boot up U ASS.

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slushpup9696 12

Perdix is right. When you make an assumption, you make an "ass" out of "u" and "mption". See what I did there? ...wait no, something's off.

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perdix 29

You're on the right track, but that's just ME. Or mption?

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Llamassss 21

That's when you tell her, "You know where that smiley face shirt would look better? My bedroom floor. Let's go back to my place."

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Dontstealmyname 11

She'd just reply with "You know where my hand/fist looks better? On your face"

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