Miscellaneous: Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes...

By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 21:15 - Finland - Kouvola

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

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By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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It's not what you think

By Shopper - 23/05/2012 22:50 - United States

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 21:59 - United States - Morganville

Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By woopwoop - 18/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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arienh4 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:19

#4, meet #3

Cloudy_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 20:05

@ #2 Maybe she had a jacket on and took it off in the changing room...

Comments

Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 19:31

Hahahahaha

Jbiebs82 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 19:11

Shouldn't she be posting this: "Today me and a friend went shopping. while trying clothes she came out wearing an ugly shirt and cute pants. I said," Oh hell no!" She then informed me it was my shirt, FML"

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Tuesday 8 June 2010 7:52

Wow fail. Next time, you may want to, I don't know, write it from the view point of the other person, not the same?

trivel64 16

Thursday 4 October 2012 5:13

I'm guessing you don't have any posted FMLs?

Cloudy_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 20:05

@ #2 Maybe she had a jacket on and took it off in the changing room...

mariahrawks 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 1:48

or maybe she didn't much look at her.

az_45 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 18:58

did u not notice what ur friend was wearing when u were together the whole time in the mall :S

wakaaflocka 8

Thursday 14 February 2013 22:13

Perhaps she brought an extra shirt to try on different outfits.

arienh4 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:19

#4, meet #3

x0x_KissOfDeath 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 19:56

why would she take her jacket off just to try on a pair of pants? and even if she had a jacket on, i've noticed peoples shirt when they have a jacket on. This seems fishy.