As a [sane] woman, those magazines are complete and utter rubbish. If you see one near a person you are interested in dating, and they're not reading it ironically, satirically, or making a collage, run. Run fast and run far.

Or maybe reading it for the lulz. You read some of the ******-up stories in there and think, damn, at least I'm not as crazy/sleazy/stupid as THESE chicks. I haven't touched one of these mags in years, except maybe when I saw one lying around and looked at the stupid "confessions" for ***** and giggles. As for you, OP, I hope you recover, and I hope your girlfriend never tries anything out of that stupid magazine again. There are far better sources for sex tips than a stupid magazine.

Yeah, i don't read it for the sex tips, but the confessions are hilarious and occasionally they even have an interesting article. Read about a Sugar Baby website once in it. I didn't even know some of what it talked about was legal.

Ahh, sugar babies. Hookers on a long term lease and perfectly legal. Such an amazingly ridiculous notion.

Seems like that mag is a real ball buster. .....Someone had to say it.

#20, careful with your use of "sack" here. Perhaps OP's offender misinterpreted "jump in the sack" and that's the problem.

is this a real quote from one of the magazines?! ahahah

That just sounds weird

Yes actually, this was an actual quote.

This is an actual quote. Google "crazy cosmo sex tips" to read some of the horror stories they suggest. "Hold his penis in one hand and lightly slap it with the other... you can tap it back and forth like you're volleying a tennis ball and lightly pinch the skin on his shaft and testicles. Many women make the mistake of being too gentle."

Really? I can picture a bunch of article writers sitting around a computer giggling while writing a tip like that.

They must have been picked on as teens and now they're trying to get even.