Dude, gross!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my lovely, amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles, and out of my window. FML
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rocker_chick105 31

He's saving you water by not using the toilet, come on OP it's the next biggest thing in being green!

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Almighty_Chris97 6

Except guys don't require toilet paper to pee.

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Bullettrane 1

yeah potty training them is the hardest Part.

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Namenlos_fml 20

A man's gotta mark his territory. XD Seriously though, that's pretty gross.

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listo351 1

You're an idiot for staying with this dirty grub

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kei1108 13

Is he even still your boyfriend?! That kind of habit sounds like a dealbreaker to me.

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HunterAlpha1 8

what can i say? man's gotta mark his territory!

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mickerdiddly 0

Time for him to sit down! No more 'makin it rain on dem h**s'

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WTFTravis 5

i do the same thing we im to lazy to go to the bathroom

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alixxx8 0

That's horrible! Kick his ass out!!!!

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