Ed Shitran

By Lucky Willis - 16/10/2021 05:00 - United States - Sebring

Today, I wrote a song for my ex-girlfriend, hoping maybe we could give it another try. I emailed it to her and went about my day, wondering if she would respond. About six hours later, a deputy knocks on my door and serves me with an order of protection. FML
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core01 30

Where I live, in order to get a PPO you had to do some seriously scary shit before you get one. I'm guessing the song was a long line of inappropriate actions. Please seek out therapy.

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Jon Tessler 14

she is your ex for a reason.....as they sing in Frozen "Let it go". Find a new love interest. ps YDI

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Hangryko 29

I hope you can now accept that it's over.

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Silver_helmet 10

Not sure you want to be friends with someone toxic like this. Time to slowly stop answering his messages and prefer other people.

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core01 30

Where I live, in order to get a PPO you had to do some seriously scary shit before you get one. I'm guessing the song was a long line of inappropriate actions. Please seek out therapy.

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tey21 15

if you havnt been speaking to your ex and then randomly write a song for them. yes that's weird.

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Snailfarts 27

you should probably leave Delilah alone

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