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I guess that's what you get for not servicing the customer(s).

lol. Customer is always right. You should have given them what they wanted, then they might become very loyal customers and ask for you by name. by the way that is sarcasm for those of you reading this just looking to argue. when I was just out of high school I worked at a small crappy hotel and this lady came in. told me she needed a room and she didn't have money to pay. she offered to sleep with me in exchange. although she was very attractive I had to decline. I told her someone has to pay for the room and I wasn't making enough to pay for it myself. even if I did I wouldn't have done it. you never know what you will get from a slutty woman like that. it could have also been an undercover police. who knows. the area I lived in at the time is very well known for prostitution and drugs.

Real life isn’t a porno buckeroo. Most **** ends happy, real life ends with a missing person’s report and a skeleton in the woods being found five years later. Hint: You’re the Skeleton.

This sounds more like a plot to a porno than something that actually happened...

They reported you for bad customer service? They're the ones who thought it was a great idea to answer the door naked.

This is why I only make deliveries through the back door. Oh, wait...

Your ass should have gotten fired

In 30 minutes or less.

Sounds like a **** where the delivery guy is just genuinely there to make the delivery.