Health, Awkward and Parents: Famous for something

Famous for something

By leaflady03 - 27/04/2021 00:30

Today, my mom won’t stop calling up all her friends and family and even telling complete strangers about my "bowel problems." Even at parties, she talks about my pooping habits every chance she gets. This isn’t what I want to be known for. FML

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By wendy - 01/04/2021 10:59

Today, my mom told an entire room full of people about the time I almost died from severe diarrhea as a toddler. When I told her that it was embarrassing, she simply told me to “grow up”. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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By ok cool - 13/10/2015 01:53 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML

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Stay mad

By shut mouth - 11/10/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, my mother is upset that I won’t share things with her anymore. This is the woman who spent my entire childhood gossiping about every teeny tiny detail of my life, and used my suicide attempt as a way to garner pity for herself. Yeah, no thanks. FML

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Open door policy

By Anonymous - 09/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML

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Dumpy baby

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, on my birthday, my mother described my birth like a large, painful bowel movement in front of all my friends. FML

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TMI

By Can you don't? - 16/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom and grandma talk about their bladder issues in very great detail, including how my grandma has to hold up her stomach to empty it entirely. They told me to leave if it was uncomfortable. Good idea, but why don't you just not talk about that around other people? FML

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By firegirl - 05/07/2018 15:00

Today, I finally got over a long bout of constipation. I was scared to ask my mom for laxatives because I had the feeling she would tell all her friends, but on the 6th day of absolutely no bowel movements, I caved. I later overheard my mom telling all her friends. FML

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By MisterBrown - 15/02/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML

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Anaconda

By lizbeth - 23/05/2021 04:01

Today, I took a massive shit and flushed the toilet, but it apparently didn’t flush properly. My mom then entered the bathroom, took a picture of my shit, and showed it to everyone she knows. She doesn’t understand why I’m embarrassed, and thinks that I should instead "take pride" in my giant poop. FML

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ropoa 11

Tuesday 27 April 2021 3:25

If you're a legal adult now, I wouldn't tell her anything else about your health, or anything you don't want a total stranger(s) to know. You have a right to keep your health issues private!

peterblackmer91 12

Tuesday 27 April 2021 5:26

That is not normal.

Comments

ojoRojo 27

Tuesday 27 April 2021 0:53

That’s shitty...and I really wasn’t going for the pun, it just worked out that way lol

ropoa 11

Tuesday 27 April 2021 3:25

If you're a legal adult now, I wouldn't tell her anything else about your health, or anything you don't want a total stranger(s) to know. You have a right to keep your health issues private!

core01 30

Tuesday 27 April 2021 3:43

I bet friends and family are tired of hearing about your bowels too. Stage an intervention. Your mom has a problem

peterblackmer91 12

Tuesday 27 April 2021 5:26

That is not normal.

bleachedraven 14

Tuesday 27 April 2021 5:41

What core01 said 🤣

rainbowdonnareed 18

Tuesday 27 April 2021 9:17

Find out something she wouldn't want anyone to know and start telling folks. I wonder if your issue is caused by the stress of whatever else she is doing to ruin your life