Kids: You had to ask

You had to ask

By hii - 01/03/2009 20:29 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a one year-old. She'd just learned how to say yes, so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said, "Yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty. She looked at me and said, "NO." FML

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Sorry dude

By EatYourGreens - 21/08/2021 06:01 - Australia - Augustine Heights

Today, my four year-old very loudly asked me if the little person she saw at the shops was like that because he didn't eat his vegetables. He definitely heard. FML

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By whattabrat - 26/02/2012 05:16 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

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Kids say the darndest things

By Anonymous - 30/09/2020 02:02

Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML

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By gross - 06/08/2015 17:28 - United States

Today, I asked my one-year-old to come and give mommy a kiss. She did and it was really sweet, until she tried to spit a piece of dog food into my mouth. FML

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By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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Cuteness overload

By friend - 29/06/2012 20:48 - Israel - Rishon Le Zion

Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML

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By silverstar189 - 01/01/2010 15:41 - United States

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

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By babysitter - 26/03/2009 03:45 - United States

Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML

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By Phycheledic - 12/05/2016 10:22 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML

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Amkii 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:01

You were owned. By a baby. Fyl indeed.

musicalmandi16 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:04

I see great potential in that baby.

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Amkii 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:01

You were owned. By a baby. Fyl indeed.

lizzilla8297 2

Thursday 26 August 2010 2:45

haha ydi for being selfish

Ilikethenamesam 3

Friday 29 April 2011 22:16

I know, right!?

musicalmandi16 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:04

I see great potential in that baby.

AskMyName_fml 5

Thursday 20 February 2014 19:12

The babies of today will be the trolls of tomorrow. They can't help it; they were born that way.

thebaroness1984 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:10

Ouch! Don't worry, she's just a baby.

efemivida 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:11

Maybe she thinks "yes" actually means "no." And visa versa!

lovesdicks 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:25

Well are you ugly? You know children that young don't know how to lie :(

allie2590 31

Monday 2 March 2009 2:34

Hahaha

ZING_MASTER 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:57

Out of the mouths of babes... come ZINGS!!!

svm_invictvs 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:03

Take solace in the fact that perhaps you taught her a new word ;)

Edmund_Dantes 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:21

Why are you seeking validation from a 1year old?

n8equalsd 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 6:43

I know. seriously, these FMLs get stupider than the stories on MLIA now.

Anthrophobia 2

Sunday 20 June 2010 22:01

Exactly! The OP walked right into that one.

Comodesi 0

Monday 2 March 2009 5:30

Either that kid will grow up to be a politician or one hell of a comedian...

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