Kids, Scary and Restaurants: Fear Factor

Fear Factor

By superconfused16 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while leaving a restaurant, a little boy grabbed onto my leg and screamed, "Mommy! Don't leave me!" Then he looked up at my face, said, "Ewww," and ran away screaming in fear. FML

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houseofame 4

Saturday 21 August 2010 1:07

Rofl how old was the kid?

rileykins 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 1:10

little kids always speak the truth about stuff like that. . . .

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InsomniaCafe 11

Monday 10 December 2012 20:19

Don't take it personally. Poor kid was probably scared because you were a stranger.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 24 September 2014 11:00

Oops on his part...no issue just confusion...reminds me of the Calvin and Hobbes when Calvin gets lost at the zoo

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