Health, Food and Breakfast: Filling

Filling

By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 06:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I have a busy day of college work ahead of me. I figured I'd best have a good breakfast. Then I realised I'd completely ran out of food except for various types of sauces and condiments. So what am I having for breakfast today? That's right. A nice cup of Gravy. FML

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By Klingon - 04/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML

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By J Rush - 21/03/2012 11:46 - United Kingdom - Welshpool

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 11:17 - United States

Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML

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Nyc__Princess 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:05

Mickey D's ?

rararad 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:06

Eat your hand.

Comments

blutkind 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 14:40

it's pretty bad when you don't even have a backup pack of ramen...

Blaw023 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 14:41

That's not healthy lol

iliketurdles 7

Tuesday 12 October 2010 14:47

Err, yeah.. FYL.

AG_Lining 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 14:55

OP, there's no reason for that. You should have snagged a breakfast on the way. Even a Snickers bar is more nutritious than a cup of gravy.

buddyweiser 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 14:56

something called fast food...

klong91 7

Tuesday 12 October 2010 14:57

ewwwww

ShadowPunkChick 1

Tuesday 12 October 2010 14:59

You're stupid, like there was no place to go on the way to grab SOMETHING. And who lets themselves run out of food?

Lifeisntfair13 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 15:00

How is this an fml. ydi op

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 12 October 2010 15:04

Was it Crystal Gravy?

stronghand0331 17

Tuesday 12 October 2010 15:40

Now THAT is the breakfast of champions!

Gazarok 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 15:21

welcome to college dude. get used to it :)

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