Health, Gross and Kids: Fine, let her catch something

Fine, let her catch something

By JackG - 03/03/2010 01:20 - United States

Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 17:48 - United States - Tucson

Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 09:30

Today, I was called a paedophile and was physically attacked, because I parked in a spot directly next to a McDonald’s outdoor play area and sat there for a while. I was waiting for my drive-through order, in the spot where the staff told me to wait. FML

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By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By NewlyChildaphobic - 17/11/2009 14:50 - Ireland

Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML

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By downlowtooslow - 12/06/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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By CA19oo - 27/05/2012 13:13 - United States - Grovetown

Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML

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By McFuckYouTooCunt - 11/06/2015 13:44 - Australia - Bellevue Hill

Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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By ilook12 - 24/06/2015 03:23 - United States - Paris

Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML

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imdeborah 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:21

WTF? the girl's mom is deffinitely a dumbass.

darnesey 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:17

you never know how many other kids licked mcdonald's body. so many germs.

Comments

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:09

Well she might have reacted a little different if you weren't lacing up the big red shoes with a grin on your face.

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:25

I like to say that my life is a three ring circus and I'm wearing the big shoes! : D

beccaaaaaaaa 5

Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:19

I honestly would have just punched the bitch. I HATE when people make public scenes, it makes me and them look trashy. Take you're drama somewhere else, noone wants to see it. You were just trying to let her know that her daughter was being a wierdo. If she wants to let her go aroung licking statues, thats fine. She shouldn't have yelled at you for it.

MyThoughtsR 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:22

wow. BITCH, I would have wanted 2 just slap and say WTF r u talkin bout hoe?!?! lol. :)D

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:52

Hey, maybe she was licking some of the ice cream off of him that was left when the pigeon flew away.

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 11:07

I'll take it! LOL

whatashitday 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:00

A perfect opportunity for a good play on words and you passed it up, this saddens me...

Luckster 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 11:09

Hey, McDonalds has pretty good food sometimes--if you can find one that has employees who actually do their job rather than pick their nose and text all day. I just go for the nuggets.

Luckster 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 11:16

We're both too lazy to just make them ourselves. Plus his mom likes to ruin EVERYTHING we make. We can't even make soup!

Randomxnp 10

Wednesday 3 March 2010 11:22

So sue her for slander! Call the police for disturbing the peace! ******* shout back, just man up!

thenumberblue 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 11:29

I woulda broke her dick off if she yelled at me for 10 mins

derschadenfreude 5

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:35

*her* dick?

theeBeezWaXx 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 11:36

thats whyy you mind your own business. jst next time you see something out of thee ordinary, keep your mouf closed. it ohk to look in "awe" but never say or question a wierdo or their parentss. lolss